You Too Can Beat The 5 Most Annoying Types On The Internet - By: lyn thomas

The World of the Internet:

It is necessary you learn how to handle the five most annoying people on the internet, if you are to take your position as high achieving entrepreneur in Cyber Space. While the internet | the website is massive in size, it has given millions of people a new found freedom. People who are able to express themselves in ways they would never be able to achieve if they were standing face to face with each other.

• Google searches 1 trillion unique URLs daily
• Miniwatts Marketing Group reports in the 2nd quarter of 2008, there were 1.5 billion
users
• Over 5 billion pages are added and 5 billion pages spidered daily by Search Engines
• According to Netcraft.com there were over 178 millions websites online, in August 2008
Warning:

In spite of the size of Cyber Space, you find you are inundated with five irritating kind of people, who are hell bent on misusing your time. (And this is not counting the monstrous breed known as 'Spammers'.) We had a couple stop at our place, Seachange Lodge Resort, in the tropical island nation of Vanuatu, in the South Pacific. They were quite clean looking, older teenage guys. Over a six week period, they were able to high-jack our email address and get it blacklisted and shut down. It was only when they were spiked and suddenly jumped on the next plane out of Vanuatu, we become aware of what they had been doing. We even ended up having a police car investigating our area, searching for the offenders.

But we're off the subject. Back to dealing with the most irritating creatures on the Web:

Cretin:

First there is the Cretin who doesn't really say anything of value and likes to use lots of foul language. It nearly seems as if the Cretin barely manages to jump out of bed in the mentality department and seems to connect everything to sex. (Not that there's anything wrong with sex). Fortunately the Cretin is easy to recognize , so you can speedily beat the Cretin with the dreaded ‘Click Away’.

Lunatic:

You are generally able to distinguish who the Lunatic is. The lunatic seems to be quite safe and often you feel pity for him/her, as they don't seem to know the rules. It also seems the Lunatic has no interest, or use for logic, for anything a Lunatic tries to say enforces the lunacy. Yet, there are times when the Lunatic has a spark of inspiration , which some call being eccentric. However, the eccentric may sometimes have a whacky idea that works, after all, that's how we have the light bulb. Eddison belonged to the eccentric category and many of his friends wrote him off. You learn to skim read the Lunatic's writing, searching for that rare flash of insight. It might be the one thing that pushes your website to the giddy heights of high achievement.

Moron:

Now the Moron isn't quite so easy to identify , as the Moron blends into the crowd and seems to think like everyone else. The Moron often appears to say the correct thing, but you eventually discover there is a faulty reason behind the words. Sometimes you get trapped in the Moron’s illogical way of thinking, so if what the Moron is saying doesn’t fit in with your reason, ignore it. That is provided you know what your goals are.

Fool:

It seems the Fool doesn’t like to be on the same page as everyone else, frequently planting his/her foot in the mouth. The Fool is incapable of keeping focused and is easily confused. The Fool never has an original idea or creative thought and is an expert at wasting time, particularly when he/she is out to sell you something of little or no value. The Fool is of value, however, if you are seaking a laugh . Like the Cretin, the Fool is easy to spot} and a laugh day can retain } your sanity.

Dummy:

The Dummy is also easily bamboozled} and quickly} gets lost in Cyber Space, with the hard-to-get-a-handle-on language, which Internet gurus adore }e to make use of. The Dummy needs } everything described in simple and easy to follow instructions, with NO STEPS LEFT OUT!

Internet experts (squirts under pressure) have little patience} for the so called, lesser intelligent Dummy.

While you { might feel brassed off with the Dummies, don’t thump them to death. Their questions often point out something you still want to learn. No matter how far you travel in Cyber Space, there is always one more place}where you will be the Dummy.

Then there is You.

Now having sorted everyone else out, how about you? You are a blend }of all of the above and can be any one of the Irritating} Five at any point in time. You even act and sound just the same as them. You have your own obstacles} you want to get past }, but there is only one pathway to the Summit of Success in Cyber Space. It is paved with Discipline, Passion, Patience and Perseverance.

There will always be others in front of you and others behind you, so move on quickly around those five annoying } people . Keep your eyes on your own aims} and ambitions. Stay with your dream of success and before long you will be standing as a winning entrepreneur on the giddy} heights of the Summit of Success , in spite of the irritating persons around you.

About the Author

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