Walking the amusing style - By: Joe Golz

A dramatic change in my life happened a week ago when my physician told me with grave expression that I must start walking. At your age , he announced
It is a issue of life or death ! I tried to clarify to him that I am healthy , well shaped , blonde with blue eyes , so he also suggested that I will see a psychologist . At my house my companion instead of calming me , she remind me that I am 52 years old , and started up with extra figures I am trying to overlook : you are 20 kilos fat and all your sport activity is just walking from the TV in the living room to the kitchen or the toilet 20 times a day . In my nervousness I tried to tell her again that most pedestrians are killed by drunken drivers or bitten by snakes, but she gave me that cold smile and said: tomorrow at 8 am you are starting.
Throughout the night I could not sleep. I woke up early , sat with the town chart and a compass to decide on the route : 2 miles up hill and down hill .
At 8 am I started the torment. The reality is that downward it was easy. I smiled to passing peoples, was helpful to a tourist, and whistled marching tunes.
I even had the time to call my mother who was in the middle of a card game, woke up my daughter , and interfered my son who was in the middle of lesson. I was truly appreciative to my doctor and wife who are concerned with my health .
But this was all downhill . When the uphill started, I felt the worldwide warming:
I started sweating, felt like fainting , and I watched my whole my life passing rapidly in front of my eyes ... Three hours later I arrived at home. Immediately I understood that my life will be of no value if I will continue this way, and so I had to compensate myself with chocolate and a cigarette, and went straight to bed.
A day after , I woke up and told my wife that the nightmare is over ,and I will not continue walking . She gave me that look up and down and said : what a disappointment to stop it now when it seems now that your pot belly is going down .... After a few days we made a compromise and as usual I gave in a lot....
From this time, each morning I am walking with our pedigree dog ( which her ancestors used to chase foxes ). We are walking in a speed of 200 feet per hour:
The dog is chasing foxes and I am thinking why I deserve all that punishment ....

About the Author

The Author is the owner of a Walking , and Nordic Walking Web Site . The is retired From a communication company , and enjoyes writing articles.He is an ardent Walker and Nordic Walker . You can see a lot of information in his website http://www.walkingisraelis.com

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